Illustrated Guide to Reading Jenn Johansson's Very Awesomely Scary Book
1. Before starting Jenn Johansson's psychological thriller, INSOMNIA, give your concerned-look facial muscles a good work out. They're going to need it.
2. Grow your nails out really long so you're not forced to gnaw off your finger tips when things get really scary.
3. Figure out how to read while covering your eyes. And when you do, share the secret with me because I'm the type who always covers my eyes during the scary scenes of a movie or I'm a mess by the end.
4. Hide if necessary.
5. Learn German!!!!!!! Because she's going to be a German superstar. Here's the proof:
Publisher's Weekly Announcement
"Germany rights to INSOMNIA by J.R. Johansson, a debut YA supernatural/psychological thriller, about a teen boy who thought spending every night trapped in other people's dreams was bad, but discovers that losing control of his own body and mind is so much worse, sold to Heyne Flieght in a TWO-BOOK deal at auction by Agence Hoffman, on behalf of Taryn Fagerness Agency and Kathleen Rushall of Marsal Lyon Literary Agency."
Also, some really cool German's stopped by to congratulate her.
"Brialliance = Jenn x A2 Book Deal"
"Insomnia is a Symphony of psychological thrills."
"I may not be German, but they love me there. No, really, I'm a German mega-super-popstar. And I can tell you they love Jenn in the Deutschland."
Guess what David, I love her too!! And I couldn't be happier for my dear friend. Ich liäbä Dich, Jenn!!