Hello Internets

(Imagine my title said in the soothing voice of the Old Spice Guy.  And yes, it's suppose to say Internets, because that's how he says it on his Youtube Channel.)
Long time no see.  No, really, really long time, no see.  I have officially been without the internet in my house for SEVEN (unlucky seven) WEEKS!!!  During that time I learned something interesting: my brain requires WiFi to function.  So much so that I camped out in the McDonald's parking lot on many a morning. (Sidenote: My son now owns an "action figure" for nearly every smurf known to man).    I don't even like McDonald's, but I've eaten many fruit and yogurt parfaits over the past month and a half.  Mostly because I felt guilty for mooching off their internet and not buying anything. 

The good news is that apparently, the WiFi has an opposite effect on my manual labor abilities.  I get a lot done around the house when I'm not connected.  Brain off--housework on.  Take for example my basement storage room.  Two days ago I cleared everything out of it and painted all the walls and bought lots of new shelves.  I also scrubbed the concrete and bought epoxy to paint it.  I was halfway through painting the floor when the internet guy showed up today.  Now two hours later, the floor is still half painted, and I have a feeling the storage room contents will be in the hall for quite some time.  But my brain is positively buzzing.  WiFi.

Now to hook up my home phone (our cell service is terrible in the mountains) and soon I will be connected to my friends again.  Equilibrium is being restored in my universe today.

11 comments:

  1. Yay!! You're back!! :D I've missed you!

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  2. So glad you got your internet back. While we were on vacation we looked for campgrounds that had free wifi.

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  3. Woo-hoo! It's nice to see you, Candace!! :-)

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  4. Wow, I am so impressed by all that you accomplished...or, er...half-accomplished. You could ask us to ignore you until you finish. But we probably won't. I love how you ate McDonald's to assuage your guilt.

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  5. Yay, yay, YAY! Candi's back!

    The Internets just hasn't been the same without you.

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  6. Yay! Candi! The internets have missed you right back, my friend. Also, get some phone service, woman! The withdrawal is killing me!!

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  7. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! You have no idea how much my equilibrium has been off without having you on the internets/phone lines. I'm sooooooo glad you're back.

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  8. No internets but you got some things accomplished. Cool trade I say. Glad it is all well again in the universe for you again. Really enjoying browsing your blog. I'm a new follower. Hope to stay connected.

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  9. Thanks for stopping by my blog today. :-)

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