Illustrated Guide to Reading Jenn Johansson's Very Awesomely Scary Book
1. Before starting Jenn Johansson's psychological thriller, INSOMNIA, give your concerned-look facial muscles a good work out. They're going to need it.
2. Grow your nails out really long so you're not forced to gnaw off your finger tips when things get really scary.
3. Figure out how to read while covering your eyes. And when you do, share the secret with me because I'm the type who always covers my eyes during the scary scenes of a movie or I'm a mess by the end.
4. Hide if necessary.
5. Learn German!!!!!!! Because she's going to be a German superstar. Here's the proof:
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