The Week of Woe
In honor of Valentine's Day, I'm dubbing this "The Week of Woe." Just kidding, it's not in honor of Valentine's Day, but I am dubbing it The Week of Woe. Why? Well because this week, these people, are going here without me. And I am very sad to miss the fun. Granted, I was invited, and it was my choice not to go due to a crazy month, but don't let the unimportant details confuse the facts, which are:
1)Fun, lots and lots of fun, will be happening with out me.
2)Writer gab, lots and lots of writer gab, will be happening without me.
3)Networking, lots and lots of cool people will be met without me.
4)Books, lots and lots of books, will be purchased and signed without me!
And if that isn't enough to send me into a complete tailspin of woe is me, I also will miss out on giving Natalie her annual hug, drinking all of Jenn's Diet Coke and using her possessed toaster, seeing my fabulous twin Renee (She has an actual real twin, Diana, who is more twinny and cooler, but I started calling her my twin for other reasons. Long story.), and laughing until my side hurts with my awesome bff, Kasie (who people do think is my twin).
So basically, I'm sad and mopey and pitiful. Therefore, I plan on being melodramatic and surly, very, very surly all week long. Feel free to check in anytime you need a break from the ishy, squishy love-fest of Valentine's Day-week.