The winner and runner-up will also receive a custom stick-figure drawing by yours truly. It's guaranteed to take me at least three minutes to complete and will be sent directly to your inbox. I bet you can't wait to get your hands on one of these (note the sarcasm in my blog voice).
*Example only. Your drawing may or may not be of similar quality.
So now that we know the stakes, let's get down to the nitty gritty. Time to play...
What's the Story Here?
The following is a crop of a picture of me (no, I have no shame. Why do you ask?). Your task is to tell me what you think the full picture will reveal (e.g. what are those objects in the picture, why do I have such a lovely expression on my face, what am I doing, etc.). The length of the answer is up to you. It could be a few words or a few paragraphs. The person who gets the closest will win. If nobody is anywhere near the right answer I'll just choose my favorite guesses. Winners and full picture will be revealed in one week, so you have until midnight Tuesday to enter. Let the games begin!