I'm peeping out of my hiatus to share this bit of humor with you. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. This man is an idea factory. If his wife were a writer she would have an endless well of ideas to draw from.
Warning: This video is totally clean, but the website that documents his sleep talking is full of uninhibited ramblings which contain a lot of swearing, so be aware of that if you decide to check it out.
For some reason Youtube won't let me embed this.
***My personal favorite:
"Garlic cheese! Double death to you, you lactose intolerant vamp man!"